Mixed Metaphors on Education

A letter to the Post-Dispatch lists some factors that contribute to quality schools, then adds:

When these factors come together, charter and traditional schools have the potential to be lighthouses of achievement. But charter schools are not a magic bullet. [Emphasis added.]

What I want to comment on is not the funny juxtaposition of these two metaphors, but what each metaphor implies about the writer’s view of public schools.

The lighthouse metaphor suggests a few bright lights, with wide spaces in between. Lighthouses don’t compete with each other. If you have one lighthouse in an area, fine; if you have more, the additional lighthouses waste resources without contributing anything. If you add a new lighthouse next to an old one, the old one doesn’t improve. As this writer states explicitly later in the letter, he sees building charter schools as draining resources from existing schools, to the detriment of the district as a whole.

The letter also argues against new charter schools by pointing out that they aren’t a magic bullet. The implication is that only reforms that are magic bullets should be adopted. But any reform — be it paying teachers more, adopting new curricula, or opening charter schools — requires diverting money, time, and other resources away from a previous use. When you implement a reform, the new recipients of these resources will gain directly from the reform, while the previous ones will suffer. That means that no reform is a magic bullet that will improve everything in the district at once.

Both of these metaphors are misleading. A sailor at sea doesn’t choose between different lighthouses. He just looks to the nearest one. Schools are different. Creating new schools adds to the diversity of the district and gives parents new choices. Instead of lighthouses or magic bullets, think cable TV: adding a sports channel doesn’t harm the people who want to watch the Discovery Channel. It just means that the people who like sports will no longer be stuck watching documentaries about elephants. And although no new channel is a magic bullet that will bring up the quality of all television programming, the variety of channels ensures that each customer will at least have a choice of what to watch, and a better chance of feeling satisfied with his options than if only one or two channels were available.

 

Regional Cooperation Continues in Northwest Missouri

As regular readers know (my old joke would have been to insert "both of you" there, but I am pretty sure we are up to three by now), I like to use this blog to point our examples of cooperation between local governments in Missouri. With as many small governments as we have, cooperation is the way in which we will keep quality services and efficiently use tax dollars.

In Northwest Missouri, 15 counties have joined together to create a regional hazardous material response squad. Apparently, though, it has been having financial difficulties because of a reduction in grants from Homeland Security. The St. Joseph News-Press has the full story here. The good news is that some of the problems were worked out in a joint meeting recently, and the team will continue. Every county involved in the program deserves great credit for being a part of it. Apparently, though, there could be even more cooperation:

Complicating the situation is a new team in Chillicothe and the St. Joseph haz-mat team splitting the diminishing federal funds three ways.

Do both Buchanan County and St. Joseph need their own haz-mat teams? Are there that many dangerous spills and leaks in one county?

I also enjoyed this idea:

The board also discussed alleviating some of the financial burden on the smaller counties by not counting prison populations as county citizens.

So they get to count the prison population when it helps, as with political redistricting and federal block grants, but not count it when it hurts? Makes sense to me — and, besides, why would an emergency response team ever have to go to a prison?

All these counties deserve kudos for this program, but as the article makes clear, many of them are unable to afford their contributions. Along with lack of 911 service for parts of rural Missouri, this is an example of the choices people in very low-tax areas, such as rural Missouri, have to make. Frankly, they would not even need to raise tax rates to properly fund these public safety issues on a local basis if their assessments were only accurate. But that is another issue, and I hope this regional haz-mat team continues to serve the residents of this area for a long time.

Everyone Who Wants to Attend Clayton, Raise Your Hand

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports on city parents’ fight to enroll their children in the Clayton School District:

St. Louis Public Schools spokeswoman Deborah Sistrunk said a win for the plaintiffs would be catastrophic for city schools.

"What I can say is that it would not take a large number of students exiting the district before it bankrupts the district," Sistrunk said.

It’s easy to see why she’s concerned. Clayton charges $13,500 a year for middle school and high school — more than what many private schools charge. Even elementary school tuition in Clayton is $9,500. And since nobody’s trying to transfer into St. Louis, the district has no way to make up for what it would lose.

And probably a large number of students would like to leave. The Clayton district is hardly modest about how attractive it is to city parents:

 "It’s hard to say what effect this lawsuit would have if the plaintiffs get what they want," Tennill said. "Would it mean that a couple of hundred city students would want to enroll in Clayton? A couple of thousand? We don’t know."

I’m Shocked – Shocked! – to Find That Fantasy Football Is Going On in St. Louis County Government!

KSDK – Channel 5 (link via Combest) broadcast a story a few nights ago on Internet usage by government employees. The Post-Dispatch has a follow-up article here. Apparently, one Darin Cline (who I have never met) in County Executive Charlie Dooley’s office set the high mark in using his office computer for non-work related entertainment.

As your intrepid blogger has been playing fantasy football much longer than anybody who reads this (since 1991, way before most people had ever heard of it), and as I furthermore spent six years as an aide in the St. Louis County Council, I am uniquely qualified to comment here. I shall put on my best Captain Renault mask and clearly state that I find the thought of managing one’s fantasy football team while using taxpayer computers and while on taxpayer time to be something I did almost every day between August and December each year a blatant misuse of trust and one that I would never even have considered doing. I assure you all that the management of the Mid-County Mounties, the only three-time champion of the HBFL (Half-Baked Football League) at no time ever changed players, proposed trades, bid on free agents, or did any such things while I was at work. Oh yeah, I also never read a football season preview magazine in my office. Not once right around Labor Day each year. Never.

Although, let’s be honest here — 44 sports web sites in one day is an awful lot:

That same day, [Cline] visited 44 sports related sites including his fantasy football team called the Vegas Midget Pimps.

As a taxpayer, I find this very troubling. Perhaps Cline is the living embodiment of this classic Onion article, which you will note is set right here in The Lou. When I worked for the county, I am certain that I never visited more than 20 sports sites in one day. You have to have some standards.

Are Privatized Government Projects Taxable?

Nothing like a strong lead to really reach out and suck you into reading the post, huh? Today’s St. Louis Post-Dispatch has a very interesting article on a lawsuit just across the river involving attempts by St. Clair County, IL, to tax military housing now operated by a private company. As the article states, the lawsuit could have national implications, and the issue could certainly affect Missouri’s two large military bases.

In short, now that the federal government is contracting with a private company to operate the base’s military housing, St. Clair County says the housing is taxable:

  "The structure of this arrangement permits taxation as any other leasehold," Haida said.

The company disagrees, and has filed suit:

"Federal property is exempt from real estate tax, period," said Joseph McDonnell, an attorney representing Scott Air Force Base Properties.

The important thing to remember here is that the property is still owned by the government, rather than the company. So I think it is pretty clear that the housing is not taxable, and the company should win its suit. As this excellent housing privatization program expands, it should be clear to state and local governments that they don’t get to tax the houses now just because a private company manages the federal property. However, some type of payment in lieu of taxes must be made by the federal government (and I think they already do this, in many cases) to the school districts that are educating the children of the servicemembers. With that important caveat, I rest my case.

An Eminent Domain Story With a Happy Ending

In reading through the transcript of yesterday’s eminent domain discussion with Tim, I was glad to see he points out one case I especially enjoyed hearing about:

One of the buildings in the footprint of the proposed Wal-Mart was the law firm of King Krehbiel, Hellmich, and Borbonus. They didn’t want to move, and unlike most eminent domain targets, they actually had the legal firepower to make the developer’s life miserable. So the developer re-configured the project to make room for KKHB in the middle of Wal-Mart’s parking lot.

Confiscating somebody else’s building suddenly looks less attractive when you learn it’s full of lawyers.

English Stays Strong

I’m always amused by fears that English is about to die out. I don’t see any need for an English-language amendment to the Missouri Constitution, because official proceedings are conducted in English anyway. But there’s a growing movement to teach foreign languages to little kids. Could that change our country’s linguistic landscape? The New York Times reports:

Seven-year-old Cooper Van Der Meer is learning Spanish as a second language.

That’s right. This American native is lucky enough to be in a school system that considers the acquisition of languages so important in today’s polyglot, globally entwined America that students start learning a foreign language in kindergarten.

If a generation of kids is  comfortable with languages other than English, they might consent to holding legislative debates and judicial hearings in a foreign language — after they’ve grown up and become lawyers, that is. But after reading the rest of the article, I remain convinced that English is going to be dominant here for a long time to come. Here’s why: the celebrated language program at Cooper’s school teaches Spanish for 40 minutes, once or twice a week. That’s just not enough time to become anywhere near fluent. And spending more time on foreign language for all students would impose a huge cost on districts. Right now, immersion in the primary grades is limited to a few private schools and charter schools that specialize in languages. Cooper’s Hispanic friends will learn English much more quickly than he’s learning Spanish.

Transcript of Eminent Domain Discussion

As I pointed out yesterday, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch today at noon hosted an online discussion about eminent domain, featuring former Show-Me Institute editor Tim Lee. The full transcript of that discussion is now on the Post-Dispatch site. Here’s an excerpt that gets to the heart of the issue:

I believe that the best solution is a constitutional ban on the taking of private property for private development. I think the last 50 years have demonstrated that other proposed solutions, such as tightening the definition of "blight," still leaves too many peoples’ homes and businesses vulnerable. The main problem is the Missouri constitution’s Article VI, Section 21, which was enacted in 1945 and gives chartered cities broad authority to seize "blighted, substandard, and insanitary areas." Peoples’ property rights won’t be protected in Missouri until this provision of the constitution is changed.

For more information about eminent domain in Missouri, be sure to read Tim Lee’s study on the subject: "The Specter of Condemnation: The Case Against Eminent Domain for Private Profit in Missouri."

I Call Shotgun!

I spotted Kevin Horrigan‘s fantastic article on Amtrak subsidies last week when it was published in the Post-Dispatch, but somehow I neglected to post about it. Horrigan points out that Amtrak survives only because it receives billions of dollars in federal subsidies. He further notes that in the last year alone, Missouri taxpayers were forced to pay an additional $6.3 million to support folks taking the train between Kansas City and Saint Louis. He then exposes the inanity of Amtrak’s self-justifying arguments by showing that they could just as easily support the use of tax dollars to bring back stagecoaches. If you haven’t read it yet, it’s well worth a few minutes of your time.

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