Government Employees: The Final Frontier

Britain has determined that it can no longer justify paying someone the equivalent of $73,000 a year to monitor UFO reports. It justified the position for the past 50 years, though.

I’m not surprised that the British public kept the UFO office busy for decades. Such is the human imagination, that if you ask people to report sightings of green-tailed Loch Ness monsters, someone is bound to call you and ask whether the orange-tailed kind is dangerous.

Besides, Missouri has a mountain lion response team, but no mountain lions.