Now I Know What To Wear When I Go Skiing This Winter
Why the long face, North Face? I’ll be going on my annual ski trip later this winter, and now I know what clothes to buy for the trip. Hint: It ain’t gonna’ be anything from The North Face. Rest assured, I will stop by Ladue Pharmacy to pick up some apparel from The South Butt. I honestly see no way on God’s powder-covered earth that this new St. Louis company is not a totally legitimate enterprise, under rules for parody or anything else. So, at least I now know how to spend my money.